I dunno how your Monday is going so far but…

My toddler forced-opened my left eye this morning. “Oli 5 more minutes please.”

As it turns out, you can’t snooze your kids. Go figure!

She wanted “lechita con chocolate”, which is code for “get up mommy and make me an almond milkshake with cacao powder.”

Dictators. Tiny little dictators. That’s what they are.

Thanks for asking.

Yes, I need a moisturizer to hide the fact I’ve been tired since 2015. But to tell you the truth (oh my gosh now I’m getting all teary eyed), I want to do this again tomorrow. Be a mom. Work from home. Make smoothies on demand. Conquer the world. Be myself for a living. I want to do it again and again. Then the next day. And the one after that.

I wouldn’t trade this for a fancy yacht or no cellulite.

And I suspect the reason you’re here is because your dream life is as unglamorous as mine, but that doesn’t prevent you from making a huge difference, does it?

Exactly.

Join me LIVE today at 5PM EST

I’m fired up about keeping it real.

This time, me and my buddy April Bowles are bringing down marketing from it’s high horses to show you 13 ways we promote our businesses in stretchy pants. The stretchy pants part is not a requirement.

Our marketing strategies might not be the dazzling, glittering, glossy stuff you typically hear the Illuminati news, but it’s the stuff that works for us mere mortals, who live in the real world. Plus, it’s the kinda marketing that makes you feel good, doesn’t break the piggy bank and leaves plenty left to buy organic. Our kind.

Tune in here!

In the meantime, go watch today’s FREE training: 13 Keys to Online Success – a totally new way to promote your biz using the Internet that ain’t spammy, pushy or pretentious AT ALL. Taught by the Queen Bee of modern marketing herself, Marie Forleo.

 

 

 

PS: Catch u on last week’s FREE workshops: 6 Pillars to Building a Profitable Business with Marie Forleo and 6 Ways to Make More Money with Mayi Carles and April Bowles